I wrote this last week, saved in a draft, & forgot about it. Ha

Dear Male whorebags located in LA(mostly the valley..), CA,
I want to punch you all right in the kidney! Stupid boys that don't have any respect or/and don't know how to treat a female should go & quickly jump off the highest cliff because nobody wants you. You're not cute, you're not cool, you don't got crazy "swag" cos' you can jerk. You're ugly & you have no balls since you can fit into all those crazy skinny jeans, damn it! Who taught you that you could get a girl by saying "ay guh, what bra size are you, holla at me!", cos' that shit does not make me blush & flutter my eyelashes at you! No decent or respectable girl will ever, EVER, tolerate that kinda bullshit. So good luck to all of you & have fun w/ all the doodoo mama's that are basically walking STD's.

Love,
Angry Little Caitlyn.


Hahaha, ay, okay, well damn.