I wrote this last week, saved in a draft, & forgot about it. Ha

Dear Male whorebags located in LA(mostly the valley..), CA,
I want to punch you all right in the kidney! Stupid boys that don't have any respect or/and don't know how to treat a female should go & quickly jump off the highest cliff because nobody wants you. You're not cute, you're not cool, you don't got crazy "swag" cos' you can jerk. You're ugly & you have no balls since you can fit into all those crazy skinny jeans, damn it! Who taught you that you could get a girl by saying "ay guh, what bra size are you, holla at me!", cos' that shit does not make me blush & flutter my eyelashes at you! No decent or respectable girl will ever, EVER, tolerate that kinda bullshit. So good luck to all of you & have fun w/ all the doodoo mama's that are basically walking STD's.

Love,
Angry Little Caitlyn.


Hahaha, ay, okay, well damn.

CORRECTION, LATE PASS, EDIT.

I suck at being a cousin (almost), Caitlyn is only 17... hahahahahahahahah! One more horrendous year of being pedobear meat! Here's a list of things you can do, now that you're 17, Caitlyn:

You can work full time without parent's consent.

Depending on which stare you are in:
You may also have additional driving privileges.
Can become an organ donor.
May be legal to marry.
Can buy spray paint.
And can have eligibility to join the Marines.

But most of all...

YOU CAN PURCHASE R-RATED MOVIE TICKETS. hahahahahahahahahah!

CAITLYN... Mother fuckin Enrique Calderon IV

Our blog lay out officially is a suckkkkkk. We probably haven't updated since we all had thousands of hours to waste on sitting on our asses in front of a CPU. Sad, yet, good at the same time 'cause that means we're being productive, right?! Yezzzzzzir! Well, for those of you who don't know, Caitlyn's day of birth is about to strike in about t-minus 1 hour and a half. This bitch is about to be legal to buy swishers, ciggs, porno, dildos, vibrators, etc. And Lord knows how much the world isn't ready for her dumbass to obtain that much more freedom. (Hehehehe, jk, love you, now buy me a swisher sweet, bitch!) Nothing has been really crazy with me. I don't remember if I've blogged about my recent change of path of interest though? Ohh wellll, I'm going to be LA bound hopefully by the end of next summer, summer '10! Be proud that your girl is chasing her dreams! FIDM LA, to be exact. And yes, it's true! I am making an appearance in the greater slums of LA next month to see Caitlyn and venture out to FIDM to see what's good. And, go to Disneyland for the first time since I was about 5 years old (I am 20 this year). YAY! Here's a picture for your enjoyment:

Ours truly, Caitlyn

Reina, antron5000, jookjuke -- whatever

You guys all suck for never blogging your lives & keeping me updated! Jerks! Sike, just kidding. But foreal, we all PHAIL.

But ANYWHO! I'm homesick, & I miss seattle. Summer's comin' up real soon & I'm reminiscing all hawwwwwwwwwt dayz in the beautiful northwest. Cali ain't got shit on Seattle when its hella nice out! Mhmm! But other than that, Seattle weather can kiss my ass cos' I'm lovin' this Cali sun! I got that golden glow & I can finally say I fuckin' look more filipino than I did before, holla!

So, since its been awhile since I've blogged, here's a quick update on the cali life!
- My school district is fucked up, man. From hazing incidents, teacher lay offs, pointless/fake firedrills.. Now a strike! I guess no school for me Friday since all the teacherse are on strike!
- My tolernce for spicy food has gone up, yay!
- Being around at least 1 prego 24/7.............. Especially the "mean" one, no comment. Hahhahahahaa
- I'm constantly being harassed & nagged about being in the next "jerking video"
- Why the fuck does CA schools have so many fucking standardized tests?!
- Reina's going to be here in about a month!!! Disneyland, holla! Yayayayayay Galabanting in LA!
- my birthday: may 14 kuya nevin's: may 17!

Yeah, idk. Just yeah. Whatever! I'm bored of this. I'll add pictures to this or something later. I bet this is boring. Hahah.