CAITLYN... Mother fuckin Enrique Calderon IV

Our blog lay out officially is a suckkkkkk. We probably haven't updated since we all had thousands of hours to waste on sitting on our asses in front of a CPU. Sad, yet, good at the same time 'cause that means we're being productive, right?! Yezzzzzzir! Well, for those of you who don't know, Caitlyn's day of birth is about to strike in about t-minus 1 hour and a half. This bitch is about to be legal to buy swishers, ciggs, porno, dildos, vibrators, etc. And Lord knows how much the world isn't ready for her dumbass to obtain that much more freedom. (Hehehehe, jk, love you, now buy me a swisher sweet, bitch!) Nothing has been really crazy with me. I don't remember if I've blogged about my recent change of path of interest though? Ohh wellll, I'm going to be LA bound hopefully by the end of next summer, summer '10! Be proud that your girl is chasing her dreams! FIDM LA, to be exact. And yes, it's true! I am making an appearance in the greater slums of LA next month to see Caitlyn and venture out to FIDM to see what's good. And, go to Disneyland for the first time since I was about 5 years old (I am 20 this year). YAY! Here's a picture for your enjoyment:

Ours truly, Caitlyn