Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

wow

@antron5000 @reinaleilani & @nevjayvee, you guys all suck at this shit! Give me something fun to read/look at! LOL

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

well well

look who the fuck it is! haha i havent posted in forever. but i will soon =)

Friday, May 22, 2009

I wrote this last week, saved in a draft, & forgot about it. Ha

Dear Male whorebags located in LA(mostly the valley..), CA,
I want to punch you all right in the kidney! Stupid boys that don't have any respect or/and don't know how to treat a female should go & quickly jump off the highest cliff because nobody wants you. You're not cute, you're not cool, you don't got crazy "swag" cos' you can jerk. You're ugly & you have no balls since you can fit into all those crazy skinny jeans, damn it! Who taught you that you could get a girl by saying "ay guh, what bra size are you, holla at me!", cos' that shit does not make me blush & flutter my eyelashes at you! No decent or respectable girl will ever, EVER, tolerate that kinda bullshit. So good luck to all of you & have fun w/ all the doodoo mama's that are basically walking STD's.

Love,
Angry Little Caitlyn.


Hahaha, ay, okay, well damn.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

CORRECTION, LATE PASS, EDIT.

I suck at being a cousin (almost), Caitlyn is only 17... hahahahahahahahah! One more horrendous year of being pedobear meat! Here's a list of things you can do, now that you're 17, Caitlyn:

You can work full time without parent's consent.

Depending on which stare you are in:
You may also have additional driving privileges.
Can become an organ donor.
May be legal to marry.
Can buy spray paint.
And can have eligibility to join the Marines.

But most of all...

YOU CAN PURCHASE R-RATED MOVIE TICKETS. hahahahahahahahahah!